tyrannia:

how do you aggressively flirt with someone

like

you look fucking pretty today you fucking bitch

(Source: vocaroo)

hitrecordjose:

What do you mean “servings per container”? 

If it’s all in one container, it’s one serving. 

That I will eat. 

Right now.

By myself. 

made-in-amerika:

I hate when people are like “being single this summer is gonna suck” like bitch try going your whole life 

underweartuesday:

I just want whiskey and cuddles right now.